Sunday, 27 March 2016

Why should guys have all de fun??

        You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what do you do for fun?? What's your answer than, most of the times your mind goes blank and you have no idea!!! It was de first time when I saw Sylvester Stallone on a Harley Davidson bike , it was de moment I didn't even wanted to blink my eyes ,not coz of Sylvester Stallone but coz of de gorgeous looking rough and tough bike !!!! That bike drove me crazy!!!!!
              Well there are two kind of people in this world one who know to ride a bike and one who wish 'kaash muje bike chaalane aati' I think I better come in de second one...it was de day I saw Shraddha kapoor riding a bullet in one of her films....it made me feel 'yaar aab tho bike sikhjaa' but in this busy world who has got de time to teach me bike!!! But I will learn to ride it one day definitely.....
               But this bullets, Royal Enfield's , Harley Davidson always fascinated me, one of the incident that my close friend told me was about a bride entering her own wedding riding a Royal Enfield , how cool is that...I mean where other girls dream of a groom entering on a beautiful wedding horse , she just set an example of tomboy type of a wedding....well its very hard to say that we have begun to raise our daughters more like sons...but very few have de courage to say that we have begun to raise our sons like our daughter's.... You know all this just gave me a dream, a dream that I will also ride a bullet on a highway someday!!!! Sometimes people do laugh at this thought of mine...I wonder why?? But I just believe in one formula that ' car me figo aur girls me ego' dono hi zaroori hi!!! I just think that you should never give up on something or someone you can't go for a fullday without thinking about it......my nana has set a good example of being a joyful bike rider n that too a bullet biker!!!When I encounter with people who try to make me feel lesser than the equal I don't argue or fall in debate with them coz I know my equality is not up for debate its an implicit truth!!!
             You know travelling in a car is like watching a film but riding a bike is like starring in it...I hope one day I too would star in such a bullet film....by riding it!!! Its a famous saying that if you want to be happy for a day drink, if you want to be happy for a year marry....but if you want to be happy for a lifetime ride a bike and that too a bullet!!!!! I think there exist a set of people that believe that 2>4  in case of vehicles... Its said that boys ride toys, men ride enfields but what for girls in all this ?? You should be aware that mascara and perfumes confuse....you can let go yourself from makeup to ride with a bit of self confidence and attitude.You cannot buy happiness but you can buy a bike and thatz pretty close.
           Apart from this a motorcycle that doesnot need to shout to be heard. Born of rich heritage and bred with royal elegance the 350cc thumper also has the qualities of de same....The 'dug dug dug' sound just acts to be one of my favourite kinds of music.... The black colour Enfield with de combination of cream n Royal Enfield as a brand acts like cherry on top...wish that someday I too could be able to ride this heavy weighted bike....cheers to all my girlfriends riding Enfield bikes....here this article upto all de Enfielders!!!!

Monday, 21 March 2016

School days never come back, but MATHS does!!!!

             It is said that school days never comeback...school is one such place where teacher's get their nicknames in every fraction of seconds. Leaving school brings u tears,smile and memories....the tears dry,smile fades but the memories last forever and so does maths..you may never know but the two best days of your school life are the first and the last day...
         School days don't come back but the weird incidents do make us smile,maths which is always considered to be a pretty tough subject by majority of de students in comparison with other subjects has many of my childhood and teenage memories attached in our maths class....5yrs back during our 10th standard, where teenagers are considered to be more stubborn, three consecutive teachers were changed for the same yr for our class..the first teacher left coz of a student answering an algebraic expression in de test as 'dear maths I don't wanna solve your problems coz I have a lot of my own'...the second though didn't enter the classroom after getting felicitated with a speech which started off like 'teachers are the only people who solve our problems maybe coz they are the one to create those for us'...here's an amazing incident which strikes my mind...it was de 4rd day of our third teacher he just wrote an expression on the board x+2y=36..it was just the easiest of example to find 'x' ,then all of a sudden a voice broke through,sir I am just tired of finding your 'x' , just move on buddy!!!however he slapped him and moved on by resigning... Finally the 4th teacher was selected...
            I still remember her first day she wore a white kurta and pink salwar with a sugar sweet smile on her face with brown hair suddenly blowing off due to switching on de fans...its said that when ur friends don't come to school 5% times you hope they are alright..and 95%times you think how dare that idiot left me alone for such boring class!!!The teacher started with all of you introduce yourself to me and each other..what more weird can be for students of 10th std to introduce themselves to eachother whereas most of them almost studied 13yrs together from nursery to 10th..then she asked introduce 'MATHS'...the first answer was from our schools hero heralal 'mohit'..which was 'meri aatma tuje humesha saatayigi'..the next answer was 'MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS'..the third answer was 'the only place where people buy 10 chocolates and that also free of cost and divide it!!!!!!!!',the class thought she was one of the other kinds but she was not,there was a lost and found box kept in our classroom to store and return back the lost things she just kept that box on the table and said 'hey there I have found something',many of them curiously replied Wht??,she then just said politely your intelligence which is lost!!!!
        This answer of her made many boys to get a crush on her...here one of my friend was included too!!he was just stearing at her all during the class with love in his eyes we of his group just asked him in Hindi during the break as being convent babies were not allowed to speak in Hindi during the lectures... We asked him 'kya hua tha tuje'he replied 'when you have a crush on someone;you notice every little thing and when they do a little thing for you it matters a lot you won't understand'you are a type of tomboy gangs!!!...de beauty of our teacher made most of the guys to be both mentally and physically present in the class...this improved our maths to!!!one such incident happened in our physics class too teacher said'you can't be attracted to something without it getting attracted back to you' someone just wisphered 'tell that to my crush baby'...
         See here we don't understand the importance of maths and our teachers but we do at somepoint of time...we can't revisit our past but can through such wonderful incidents!!!! Enjoy your school life.....so the moral is that always respect your teachers coz they are the one's coz of which we get a respectable position in de society.....luv ur teachers make them proud

Saturday, 19 March 2016

From Mahendra Singh Dhoni to mahi!!!!

     The man with dark brown eyes,black long hair blowing against the wind with a Jersey no7 grabbed my attention at his first glimpse at an age of 14yrs ,when he played his test debut match on 2nd December 2005 against Srilanka ;that day I didn't even looked at the score board as it was just an out of world experience for me ,I didn't even bother about the match but was hooked by the magnetism of a charming 5ft9in's guy standing behind the wickets on the shinny green grass on MA Chidambaram stadium in Chennai ,however the match was drained up by the rains...I was annoyed for the first time for zapping on the channels.....I wanted to see that guy again and again, just then a voice fell to my ears ...`Abhey yaar mahendra'...I just asked my cousin what did you just say,he replied distressfully,what you want to do...but then replied politely mahendra hi isska naam....for the first time I was more than happy on his wretched behavior......
           Well this was a start of my crush the journey from mahendra to mahi ,it inculcated a new vigor and a sense of enthusiasm for me to watch and follow cricket, however his ODI debut was done against Bangladesh on 23 December 2004;I always regretted myself to miss a chance of seeing his official first debut.... Then all of sudden a new format of cricket started in 2008 where dhoni was contracted by chennai super kings for 1.5  million USD ,this made him most expensive player for the first season of IPL;under his captaincy csk won two of their IPL titles.I always used to get enchanted with his charm when he used to enter the ground wearing a yellow csk jersey with no7 as usual, I used to eagerly wait for his helicopter shots and boundaries which used to hit all the sides of the ground.Following dhoni made me started following cricket... this continued for many years....but than all of a sudden a news broke out on the screen flashes of all the news and leading newspapers ``THE INDIAN CAPTAIN TYING A KNOT WITH ALLEGED GIRLFRIEND"....it was on 4th of July 2010 they engaged a day before ...it was the hot gossip for news buzzers... 'Agni ko sakshi maan kar dhoni ne liye saath phere'....there was that dialogue and here my heart broke out into many pieces.... like a  vask falling off from shelf....I don't even know in how many pieces my heart broke!!!!!!!!
         Following that year the 2011 worldcup was onto doors, in the final against Srilanka dhoni promoted himself up the batting order chasing a score of 257 runs coming before Yuvraj Singh, when he came to bat India needed more than 6 runs per over with the three top order batsman already dismissed ,then there started a good partnership between him and gautam gambhir ,dhoni was on 60 off 60 balls but then with a great flow of boundaries ended with 91 not out off 79 balls ,befitting the occasion he finished off the match in his own style with a huge six ,however with a good performance in 2015 cup,India lost against Australia in semi finals the team won 7 consecutive matches in the cup .....but why to loose heart it is said that history repeats.....as of being the current winners of the asiacup 2016 he made all the Indians feel proud.
          Born in Ranchi Jharkhand ,from the TTE at kanpur railway station in 2003 to being the heartthrob of millions, dhoni has been one of the Indian captain to reach this mark....he was my first crush and will always be......!!!!!!!

Thursday, 17 March 2016

Veniece of east.....an unforgettable experience!!!!!

     Travelling leaves you speechless and then turns you into a storyteller..... We travel not to escape life but for life not to escape us...travel and a change of place imparts new vigor to the mind...my past experience in this city is somewhat like that...Udaipur said as the Venice of the east and moreso famous because it is the land of great maharana pratap.This land has related me into many bonds..my birthplace the place where I took my first breath...I don't only like this city but am with love with this city,this might be coz of its picturesque beauty with splendid lake pichola lapping against shimmering white buildings and stunning aravali hills closing into a savor to this view,besides udaipur is a small city in western Indian state of Rajasthan; formerly the capital of the rajput kingdom of mewar...it has a series of artificial lakes.......       
           Its an best example of a well planned city with fathesagar,pichola,udaisagar and many more!!!!fathesagar as I can say my favourite destination for relaxation situated in the north of pichola just opposite to the Moti Magri hills...got its name from maharana Fathe Singh ,now seems to be favourite destination for honeymoon couples and teenage lovers,this sagar has set an example for best well planned lakes as separated into three intake channels with an overflow channel swaroop sagar which acts as an eye catching sight during the rainy season,the sagar is embellished into small islands one of them named as Nerhu garden which can be reached easily taking a boat ride...this sagar is a quite place where people come to lightenup amidst the serene waters of the lake...the pearl shaped lake surrounded by the aravali hills is just the place you are searching for to enjoy it's beauty and tranquil!!!! This place has many of my childhood memories which I will cherish forever in my mind....
            Apart from this udaipur has bestowed me with every beautiful relationship one seeks in one's life...its said that life is like a sea ,we are moving without ends nothing stays with us ,what remains is just the memories of some people who touched us as waves,your life is like a timeline that is moving every second two things are certain you can't revisit your past and you can't forsee your future so why not leave in the moment....
     Udaipur has given me my very first experiences maybe it a airtrip,a doronto trip,a Volvo trip ,a boat trip or be it walking on the second longest wall after de great wall of China,what one wants to explore and experience than this....udaipur has made me realize that life is too short to waste any amount of time on wandering what others think of you ,in the first place if they had other things going in their lives....the beauty surrounding here has made me exploit more and more things...one thing I have learnt is that travel as much as you can travel as far as you can!!!!!!!!!